December 2010
Oh hot damn, this is
teampercyjackson:
Don’t touch the fucking jam.
That awkward moment when you get thrown out of a...
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
jhoang:
uponawish:
OH MY …
loloLOLOL
*goes to zoo and sees line for panda exhibit* Dad:...
Tired + small hotel room + family 24/7 + stomach...
In Californa
Mom: ugh I look like a cow.
Me: happy cows come from California
Rainy take-off in San Francisco.
Merry Christmas from United (and an Asian)
I just got upgraded to first class after an awesome Asian guy asked to switch seats with me to sit with his family. He was sitting in first class. The flight attendant said that someone giving up a first class seat is absolutely unheard of. She wished me a very merry Christmas.
Travel safe & happy holdays!
יְִהי ָרצֹון ִמְלָפנֶיָך ה’ ֱא-לֵֹהינּו וֵא-לֵֹהי ֲאבֹוֵתינּו,
ֶׁשּתֹוִליֵכנּו ְל ָשלֹום וְַתְצִעיֵדנּו ְל ָשלֹום,
וְַתְדִריֵכנּו ְלָׁשלֹום, וְַתִגיֵענּו ִלְמחֹוז ֶחְפֵצנּו
ְל ַח יִ י ם ּ ו ְל ִׂש ְמ ָח ה ּ ו ְל ָׁש ל ֹו ם .
I have no clue why it put spaces in between every letter in the last line. May your holiday travels be safe and bring you inner peace (or not).
OH MY GOD. NO ONE'S DAD DIED AFTER READING HER...
I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.
bringthesummer:
First eggnog chai of the season.
reblog if you see a show that you use to watch.
ohheyyitsmaddy:
katiesworldd:
all of the above<3
i was obsessed with sister sister omg
5/6 ain’t bad
I got a much better part in the Musical than I...
One vodka, two vodka, three vodka, four. Five...
A good day for me is a day I don't remember ever...
Your mom's face's vagina's anus's penis's...
Ashley and me during Talmud today. We each added on a dirty part (or funny part) until the teacher noticed.
I would have done great in my audition if it...
iPod at a friends house, Tumblr glitching, dad...
I just had sex. And it felt so good. Snl...
Reblog & replace one word in a band name with...
promisemeimstillbreathinggg:
-hogwarts:
rebellion:
ancoraimparo-:
reitaa:
Lady Vagina.
Vagina! At The Disco
Marianas Vagina.
Boys Like Vagina
I WIN
A rocket to the Vagina
Bowling for Vagina.