January 2012
Not going to a party was boring but at least this home family friend party is not bad.
Now I’m just trying to get their little kid to sleep by watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid in the dark.
I want to find the director of this movie and hang him for his butchery of an actually decent book.
December 2011
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
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I want to find a 2011: A year in review video online.
I found such good ones last year.
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The reason my New Year's Eve is going to suck:
I make plans to go out and party.
My mom makes plans for a friend of mine to come over because her mom needs to go out of town. I know the friend has other plans, but I assume her mom canceled them for her, just like my mom canceled mine.
My mom ASKS if she can invite a family friend and that I have to be here if they come over. I assume at this point that I might as well say yes, because I...
Things I hate:
“Omg the creator on our dash you must reblog him rule #1”
This is a blogging site not a fan club.
when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
givemeapieceofthatclass:
climbthroughthetide:
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
OHMYGOD YES.
lostwithoutathought:
C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
“Is this legal?!”
Now its just like…
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Ok the karp text posts on my blog end here.
beyondthepensieve:
executing:
continues using missing e as an act of rebellion
#LETS BRING DOWN THE KARPITAL
#occupytumblr
pezberrry:
#i think karp is just on his period
youcankissmysass replied to your photo: What is this shit? Tumblr, accept the fact that…
:( are you going to continue using missing e? i can’t decide…
Fuck yeah!
Empty threats my ass.
bamfbottomweasley:
what if barack obama has missing e
youcankissmysass replied to your post: youcankissmysass replied to your post: My family…
my mother is exactly the same way! she holds everything in until one small thing sets her off, and then she starts screaming about everything i’ve done wrong for the past two months! -___- buying cheese shouldn’t be such a fiasco either lol
Ugh all the time.
I basically play the fool and just...
youcankissmysass replied to your post: My family had its semi-annual meltdown today. And…
omg sounds exactly like my family
Glad to know I’m not the only one. This is what it looked like.
Mom: NO! JUST BUY THE FREAKING SALE STORE BRAND!
Me: But dad said…
Mom: FORGET WHAT YOUR DAD SAID. HONESTLY YOU DO NOTHING AROUND THIS HOUSE. YOU MAKE THE MONEY AND THEN BUY THE FANCY...
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and i spelled ‘its’ wrong.
Today is not my day.
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My family had its semi-annual meltdown today.
And all over what kind of cheese to buy…
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l0veisbeauty69 asked: so i saw your little post about "before 2011, you want an honest opinion"... well, i honestly want to say that i'm so glad that we've become skype buddies :3 you're intelligent and funny! you're an amazing guy with a awesome blog! (this probably sounds so corny lmfao) next year we're still going to be skype buddies, my home skillet~